10 Kountry Songs I'm Listen' To
1. "There's a Queer in my Steer" – Rod Roughneck2. "Let's Do It In the Okra" – Chattahoochee Three
3. "Whisky Makes My Asshole Hurt" – Blackout Monroe
4. "Painted Up & Puttin' Out" – Wynonna Widebottom
5. "Ten Gallon Toupee" – Tim McGraw
6. "Oklahomo Nights" – Linedancing Larry & the Nuthuggers
7. "Grits on My Tits" – Tammy Whynot
8. "There's Another Dude's Cheese Doodle Prints on My Universal Remote" – Uncle Gordy
9. "Hickey on My Tattoo" – The Spanklin Brothers
10. "There's Skidmarks on the BVDs of My Heart" – Roddy Rogers
Thanks to www.chickenhead.com
posted by liquiddaddy @ 1:36 PM
3 Comments:
I used to laugh at "It Takes Me All Night to do What I Used to do All Night Long."
But I was in my 20s then.
"It Takes Me All Night To Do (What I Used to Do All Night Long) --Cal Smith
Okay,
My favorite is "There's Another Dude's Cheese Doodle Prints on My Universal Remote." Poor Uncle Gordy, I will laugh at his plight for the rest of, well, my life, I suppose.
I posted the title of an unpublished country music song by D. Baker, "I Wish I'd Shot You When I Wanted to 'Cause I'd be Out of Prison by Now."
Now about that Okra, I hope they mean in a plastic swimming pool filled with boiled Okra, because I suspect those Okra fields are kind of sticky and prickly.
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