You Know You're a Texan If..(Vol.IV)

From when you were a kid:

You had a pair of boy-sized pointy-toe'd cowboy boots, but secretly longed for PF Flyers

You got a big pair of Wrangler Jeans from Sears when school started that your mom cuffed up half-way to your knees. They were so stiff that they sparked when walking;

Every month you got a buzz cut;

Riding bikes behind the malathyon truck was the biggest part of your day;

Skim boarding in rain swollen ditches was considered big fun;

There was one kind of bike and it had a banana seat;

There was one kind of politician and he was a Democrat;

There were two kinds of music: Country and Western;

In the summer, you were put out of the house after Cadet Don and before Dialing for Dollars - in for a raw weany or a bamoney sammich between News at Noon and As the World Turns, and in for supper before Batman;

Grandma had a green willow switch and she knew how to use it.