I'm Back!

I went to the best places in the great American West. Boy, was that fun!

Thanks to all the hippies and shit diggers in Colorado. Your food sucks down there: mid-western blandness, without the huge portions, except for burgers as big as one's foot. When a body has to fight off the cold, calories are important, I guess.

We love you Karla W. (The only people we hate are those who hurt members of the tribe.) Much affection to Theo the Love Goat, too. We miss you badly.

New Mexico. Brave, proud little NM. I want to make a suggestion: park your cars and find some other way to travel. You drive crappy. Also, you want to scare the Texans with your reputed chilli heat. Hermanos, please. However, I have never visited a place so lovely - your future is limitless.

West Texas is looking good from all the rain. The Davis Mountains are glorious.

Judge Hoarse, thanks for holding things down with your usual flare.

Folks, please write. I have deleted some posts lately from stupidity. Persy Tutwieller, for instance wrote me something nice and I accidentally trashed it. I promise to do better, and we deeply appreciate hearing from everyone.

Proust.