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Thursday, January 18, 2007

WTF?

Some people noticed that Ted Nugent played at the inaugural ball, but not many. Nevertheless, the governor who rules with a whopping 31% of the vote thought it would be a blast for his friend, and new Texas neighbor to entertain the chilly throngs.

"Nugent appeared onstage wearing a cut-off T-shirt emblazoned with the sure-to-draw-headlines Confederate flag and shouting some unflattering remarks about non-English speakers, according to people who were in attendance. His props were machine guns. (chron.com)

His tee-shirt?

How about "wang-dang sweet poon-tang." Or "wango-tango." Or "it feels so sweet when she pulls on my meat"?

"Ted Nugent is a good friend of the governor's. He asked him if he would play at the inaugural. He didn't put any stipulation of what he would play," Black said. He added that "Most people had a really good time and enjoyed the show."

In his speech, Perry extolled the virtues of bipartisanship, compassion for the poor and racial and class unity.

It makes perfect sense to me. I hear Guar is playing at the next Catholic Bishop's Conference, and Slip Knot at the Pinn Oak Charity Horse Show. Of course, some one will have to die.

2 Comments:

At 4:03 PM , Blogger Julia B. said...

I thought Perry was creepy and crooked, but didn't think of him as cynical, mofo or no. I should have known, after Abramoff called the Indians monkeys and troglodytes; with the White House calling the religious right people goofy,and nuts; moral authority Bennett a degenerate gambler. This is funnier than the stuff I make up.

 
At 6:13 PM , Blogger liquiddaddy said...

This story is particularly weird in light of the gay-Perry rumors. If he thinks his new friend gives him strictly-hetero macho points, I think he needs to study being a hetero more and adjust his role-models accordingly.

Kiss your lovely ladies for me, judge.

LD

 

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