Texas Round Up

In lieu of the Chupie report:
A UFO parked over O'Hare airport in Chicago on election day for several minutes before zipping off into the clouds. Everybody saw it, but the FAA and airports officials deny it, but only recently. This news was attended by jokes and clowning. We are not amused. No, they were not stuffing ballots. (www.rense.com)

McCall has lent his support to Mr. Pitt for Texas Speaker. How come the MSM is clucking over minor mis-steps by Pelosi and the Dems, but can't seem to notice the Republicans melting down everywhere they still hold power. (www.chron.com)

Also in chron, a Houston boy hung himself playing "Let's Lynch Saddam." arrrgh!

The compost mountain in Helotes is still causing air quality warnings after weeks on fire. (www.mysa.com) Who would build a 400 ft. compost heap, and why?

Smokers are unhappy with the $1.00 increase on cigaretts, raising cost to about $4.75 per pack. (AP) More on this later.