Tony Rudy Cops a Plea

the second Tom DeLay associate to plead guilty of influence peddling with Jack Abramoff, and more on the way. If DeLay's not a crook, he's some kinda dumbass to miss all his buddies selling out the system. And he shared in the swag: the trips, meals, entertainment, campaign money, charitable contributions and consultant gigs for family members. This from the sanctimonious little shit who wanted to call out the National Guard after Hurricaine Rita to protect South Main Street from lawbreakers. He should have called in a raid on his own offices.
-judge chief charly hoarse