Zippidy Doo Da

I'm not stupid, I'm from Texas!

Thursday, December 17, 2009


I feel as a citizen just like this little girl. I innocently climb in Santa's lap to ask for my favorite toy - health insurance that is affordable and comprehensive enough to be useful - only to be groped, fingered, and sickened by this skeezy imposter's sterno breath and hardened penis.

This degenerate only likes children for the purpose of gratifying his repulsive urges. To ascribe some wholesome interest in kids, Christmas, peace on earth - whatever - makes that person a chump.

Dr. Dean is trying to call a cop to stop the blatant victimization of trusting souls by a mega-mall monster masquerading as a revered cultural icon, but nobody pays attention because, "that's the only Santa we have, and it wouldn't be Christmas without Santa Claus."

Us dads need to beat him bloody and toss his broken body in the dumpster.

Be sure and vote in'10.

Happy Holidays


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