God Calls Oral Roberts Home

A spokesman for God said “God warned Roberts as early as 1987 that his continued existence depended on his raising millions of dollars in ‘love offerings’ from the shut-ins and vidiots that watch his broadcasts. Oral Roberts Ministries receipts have fallen in recent years as marks instead watch Glen Beck and send their dollars to Goldline.com. As Roberts’ cash flow ebbed, his time ran out.”