Dancing With Trolls

That's right folks, ABC has announced that Tom DeLay will compete on the new Dancing With The Stars. He got mixed up with the show a couple of years ago when the "family values" contestant he was campaigning for withdrew because of some sex scandal in the family. We can only hope Der Hammer finds his very own banana peel. Like Juanita says, he's just a shiver looking for a back to run up.