Did you see this in "Kiss My Big Blue Butt?"

Ms. Juanita is the finest kind, check this out..

March 9 - According to the Texas Legislature, the problem with Texas universities isn't that there isn't enough learning, the problem is that there isn't enough guns, dammit.

AUSTIN -- If some Texas lawmakers have their way, concealed weapons will soon be allowed on UTEP's campus.
A bill filed by state Rep. Joe Driver, R-Garland, and state Sen. Jeff Wentworth, R-San Antonio, would make Texas the second state to allow concealed handguns on college campuses. Eleven senators and 56 representatives have signed on as authors or co-authors.
Since 1996, Texans have been able to carry concealed handguns, but they cannot carry at schools, in courts, polling places, race tracks or airports.

Okay, I'll make them a deal. I'll support this the session after they approve the carrying of loaded and functional weapoinery in the balcony of the Texas State Legislature. No, I'm serious. Think about it. If we're allowed to carrying all manner of guns, particularly my shotgun, in the balcony overlooking the Texas House for a full session and no one gets shot, then I'll agree it's a workable idea to carry guns on college campuses, churches, and liquor stores. And the other upside is that if someone does get shot, it's no big loss. This is a win-win for everyone!