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Sunday, March 08, 2009

Chupacabra Report



March 6, 2009 04:31 PM EST -AP

PUTNAM LAKE, N.Y. — A state assemblyman said he found a dead goat outside his suburban New York home and believes it represents a death threat against him. Republican Greg Ball said Friday he has been battling corruption in Putnam County and believes the threat comes from "entrenched interests" he would not name.
State Police Sgt. Ted Daley says the incident is under investigation. He would not comment on any threat.

Ball said he found the goat Wednesday night with a sign around the animal's neck that said "Viva MS-13," designating a gang made up largely of Central American immigrants.
Ball is a vocal opponent of illegal immigration but said he doubts MS-13 is the source.

Ball has expressed interest in running for Congress.

3 Comments:

At 6:34 PM , Blogger Julia B. said...

This reminds me of Mike Martin, a one-term republican legislator from Longview Texas. In 1981,he tried to win himself some sympathy by having his jailbird cousin wing him with a shotgun, claiming that he'd been threatened by a satanist cult called "The Guardian Angels of the Underworld." Martin was a critic of, but not a practicioner, of evolution.

 
At 8:08 AM , Blogger Lulu Maude said...

Anybody up on the symbolic translation of dead goat?

Does cabron figure in there at all?

 
At 7:48 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

El cabron is only muerto from the waist down.

 

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