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Thursday, November 06, 2008

U.S. Elects First Muslim President

Americans prepare to turn in their guns, the US Mint is ordered to remove the word “God” from all currency, the IRS has instructed The Gideons to place Korans in all hotel rooms or risk their tax-exempt status, Clerics warn chicks to wear tents and guys to grow beards, and remember; no music or kiteflying.

Darn, I should’a known.


At 8:41 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

We are in control now!! Watch us change this country faaaarrr beyond recognition!!

At 10:00 PM , Blogger B C Dean said...

I think that we'll recognize it as looking something like the 30's.

At 1:43 PM , Blogger Lulu Maude said...

Very Valantino, really.

Please point me to the casbah... and please bring back the casbah.

At 3:42 PM , Blogger liquiddaddy said...

I hear he likes falafels.


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