U.S. Elects First Muslim President

Americans prepare to turn in their guns, the US Mint is ordered to remove the word “God” from all currency, the IRS has instructed The Gideons to place Korans in all hotel rooms or risk their tax-exempt status, Clerics warn chicks to wear tents and guys to grow beards, and remember; no music or kiteflying.


Darn, I should’a known.