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Friday, February 08, 2008

Willard Suspends Campaign


Former Massachusetts Governor Willard “Underwear Dog” Romney today suspended his presidential campaign saying “in this time of war, I can’t let my campaign be a part of aiding a surrender to terror.”

I want to express my heartfelt thanks to Republican primary voters for leaving this oleaginous putz by the side of the road.

3 Comments:

At 1:00 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

The GOP ought to love McCain, he would be the biggest warmonger since Teddy Roosevelt. On the plus side, he gives Dobson fits, maybe he'll give Rush a heart attack.

 
At 8:29 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Top Ten Reasons Mitt Romney Dropped Out Of The Presidential Race
Top Ten



Harsh midwest weather was murder on his split ends

Wants to devote more time to rap persona P. MItty

Polls show public doesn't want a president who looks like a casino greeter

Just couldn't compete with the Ron Paul juggernaut

Unveiling a new line of honey-roasted Romnuts

That bastard Zogby had it in for him

Apparently America is not ready for a white male president

No number 3 -- writer suffering from Mitt withdrawal

There was that little problem of nobody voting for him

Lost all of his money betting on the Patriots

 
At 8:41 PM , Blogger liquiddaddy said...

Varmits, and golden retrievers are no longer safe.

LD

 

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