Texas Round Up

Poorly cited news from around the state:

Sharon Keller, the lethal justice of the Criminal Court of Appeals has asked the courts to throw out a civil rights suit against her by the survivors of her victim..SA Current

A Judicial panel that issued a rare reprimand against a federal judge accused of sexually harassing a female employee decided Thursday to postpone acting on the woman's request for a harsher punishment..AP Weren't his demands that she spank him with wet celery his trouble in the first place?

A Williamson County couple faces child endangerment charges after their three children — ages 1, 2 and 3 — again tested positive for drugs..AP That's called hillbilly day care.

A woman who claims she was raped by a fellow employee while working for a U.S. contractor in Iraq told House lawmakers Wednesday that her case is far from unique.AP Fill in punchline: _________

Investigators are trying to determine the identity of a person they theorize may have been struck several times while trying to walk across the Gulf Freeway..Chron Lousy pedestrians! There's more blood on the Gulf Freeway that the road to Damascus.

A lot of people are unhappy that recent meetings between Greg Abbot and Tom Craddock constantly leave them both with "Got Milk?" smiles..BOR