Only in Texas

This was posted on my door:

City of Alamo Heights' curbside recycling program will allow the collection of plastics, glass aluminium cans, metal cans, in an effort to better serve the community.

We cannot collect:

Batteries
Motor Oil
Phone Books
Cardboard
Explosives
Ammunition
Paint
Aerosol Cans
or any container having contact with meat

Oh, shoot!