Zippidy Doo Da

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Monday, June 26, 2006

Give me a sign, Lord; or: This Space for Rent

Two billboards I saw on I-45 last week-end. The first read:
“It’s a small world. I know, I made it.” –God
And 300 miles north I read:
John 3:3
Stop the porn
And be reborn. –Jesus
I wonder if Clear Channel and them put these up as a PSA,
Or if God and Christ pay the same rates as Ricks Cabaret? Or
If a third party pays, must they disclose their name and occupation?
-I can almost hear the wrap-up…“I’m God and I approved this message.”

2 Comments:

At 5:31 PM , Blogger liquiddaddy said...

"Can you hear me now?" - Satan

 
At 6:42 PM , Anonymous Vince Leibowitz said...

I saw one the other day that I THOUGHT was one of those Billboards signed by God. It said:

"I've Always Stood Up For Local Businesses."

And I thought, "What the...?"

Then I noticed it was 'signed:'
—billboard.

Total ripoff of the Christians' concept, but amusing nonetheless.

I enjoy your blog.

 

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