Happy Aniversary

Today is the first day of Spring, and you know what? It's my 20th Aniversary!

And what a fabulous day it turned out to be. I hope the same for everyone.

I don't have to show you our pictures. You know when you see a couple someplace and you say to youself, or someone else, "hey, how'd he get HER"? That would be us.

She's spicey and I'm extra-crispy. She's a brick and I'm a layer. She's Masters to my Johnson. She's playing Twister and I'm color blind. She's a helpless victim of my love, and a hostage of her heart. Pity her, America, angels should weep that one so sweet should be caste with one so bitter.

Until she comes to her senses, Happy Aniversary.