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Monday, February 11, 2013

Gingrich for Pope

Sheldon Adelman announced today that he is making a $5 million donation to Newt Gingrich’s campaign to be elected Pope by the College of Cardinals.

In related news, Gingrich today paid a visit to his wife Callista at the Intensive Hair Unit of Carrolton Georgia’s Smitten Hair Studio to inform her of his intention to have his third marriage annulled by the Catholic Church, freeing him to run for the post of Holy Father.


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