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Monday, December 05, 2011

You Might Be A Moran, If You..





1. Believe your point will have a more profound effect if it is printed in all caps with exclamation marks.



2. Spice your opinions with explitives that would embarrass Snooki.



3. Insist that Barak Obama's birth certificate is still a mystery because Donald Trump wonders if the governor and every state official in Hawaii is on the take.



4. Believe if some one calls Republicans idiots, well they are obviously referring to you personally.



5. Believe if we raise taxes on millionaires to avoid closing schools, hospitals, vital infrasctructure, and emergency services, then we are obviously stealing from you.



6. Believe raising Rush Limbaugh's marginal tax rate in line with historical averages matters when you live in a van by the river.



7. Believe Obama is dependent on tele-prompters because he is too stupid to think and speak at the same time.



8. Believe scaring people will change their minds.



9. Quote and cite internet authorities that aren't there or don't report what you claim.


10. Believe people who don't support Republicans must be libruls.

2 Comments:

At 7:23 PM , Blogger judge chief charly hoarse said...

Not much point in arguing with someone operating off a different data set, eh? The plutocrats and their shills on TV spout myths, but as James K. Galbraith points out “few believe them, though that does not end the danger, for they represent forces whose power does not rest on persuasion.”

 
At 4:38 AM , Blogger Lulu Maude said...

Splendid.

 

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