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Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Phoenix Jones Arrested

Self-proclaimed superhero Phoenix Jones was arrested by Seattle Police after he allegedly hosed down several people with pepper spray. Jones, whose secret identity is Benjamin John Francis Foder, claimed that he was breaking up an unfair fight. Police say there was no fight, and charged him with fourth-degree assault.
Jones is leader of the Rain City Superhero Movement of dorks who must have seen the “Kick-Ass” movie.


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