Tea Party Express debate
I missed the part where the candidates told Wolf Blitzer “what I would bring to the White House," so I’ll take the liberty of answering for them..
Michele Bachmann: Sixty foot cross
Herman Cain: Fast food restaurant
Newt Gingrich: ATM machine
Jon Huntsman: Subscription to Scientific American
Rick Perry: Shooting range
Ron Paul: Child labor
Mitt Romney: Business plan to lay off the help and sell off assets
Rick Santorum: Pink triangles
posted by Julia B. @ 1:53 AM
2 Comments:
The crowd booed wildly when Ron Paul said we should stop policing the world and occupying 130 foreign countries. I guess he doesn't really want to be president. The others would be for war with Canada if they thought it would get them elected.
Truly hilarious, sir.
You left out: Sarah Palin: cokespoon; Mitch Daniels: Whoopie Cushion; Tim Pawlenty: oatmeal
LD
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