Smoke Gets in Your Eyes

Come to Texas, everybody!

It's a miracle!

I know this because the TV says so. And, Rick Perry, that strong, handsome, man's man - he's got all the answers.

If governments would just follow his lead by not having any taxes, cut all government services, sweep all the debt under the "rug," (of course, blame everything on homos, "illegals" and liburals) and then give all responsibility for any bad stuff to the imaginary clowd Being - everything would be just fine.

Silly U-S-of-A-of-America.