Halloween

Recently, the plethora of revealing costumes for women this time of year, and in such twisted and kinky themes - for all ages, prompted someone to suggest that the kid's keep the 31st for themselves, and the adults make a new holiday called "Slut Day."

In the meantime, there's lots to be afraid of. I'm not only talking about stagflation, the plummeting dollar, resistant staff infections, global warming, lead poison, but a million little things around us that should keep us indoors and voting republican.

Hell, New Jersey even banned gumball machines as potential terrorist threats to the public, "they worry the colorful round treats could be poisoned by an enterprising terrorist who sees them as bait for unsuspecting targets -- young kids. www.nj.com

Things are scary alright. Dennis Kucinich is merely affirming UFO's are around AND THEY SAY he's crazy. But we live in a world where these super-natural subjects are legitimate areas of study. For instance, The Texas Big Foot (see Bogey Creek Monster) is more or less an accepted fact. Don't forget the Texas Big Foot Confence 11/10/07 up in east Texas someplace spooky,
www.texasbigfoot.com.

By the way, Elvis' ghost will appear tonight in a certain designated graveyard www.24hourchurchofelvis.com

Remember, the scariest stuff is like this:

S.A. diabetes deaths high

Don Finley
Express-News

San Antonio's diabetes death rate was the second-highest of the 54 largest U.S. cities, according to a new report that measured the health of big cities in several categories and found it worse than for the country as a whole.

www.mysa.com

So please, lighten up on the candy.