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Friday, August 31, 2007

Texas Salad Toss

Although I have heard it more artfully stated of late, I think the state of American politics and religion (of a fundamentalist variety) it could be succinctly summed up as control entirely by closeted self-loathing homosexuals, sadistic pederasts, men's room goblins, racist former male cheerleaders, criminal miscreants, torture fetishists, perverts, livestock rapists, misogynistic fisters, corrupt lap-dancing neo-con fellators, xenophobic crank-addicted chain-smoking world dominators, demented clowns, and Mormons.

And they happen to be Republicans.

What's left to report?

Fascist radio WOAI wants to burn the barn with the revelation that the Perry administration lied to the rubes about tolls on existing highways, but can't seem to get anyone to pay attention. - woai.com

An 82 year-old woman gets two years in prison for alleging an old affair with a 73 year-old Bart Starr. (Who?) mysa.com

Dog torture that makes Mike Vick look like Lorne Green- mysa.com

I have gone from weeping into my bucket to hurling.

Enjoy your labor day weekend.

Thanks to Princess Sparkle Pony

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