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Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Rules of the Road

The Vatican's "Ten Commandments" for drivers:

1: You shall not kill.

2: The road shall be for you a means of communion between people and not of mortal harm.

3: Courtesy, uprightness and prudence will help you deal with unforeseen events.

4: Be charitable and help your neighbor in need, especially victims of accidents.

5: Cars shall not be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin.

6: Charitably convince the young and not-so-young not to drive when they are not in a fitting condition to do so.

7: Support the families of accident victims.

8: Bring guilty motorists and their victims together, at the appropriate time, so they can undergo the liberating experience of forgiveness.

9: On the road, protect the more-vulnerable party.

10: Feel responsible toward others.

2 Comments:

At 10:42 AM , Blogger Lulu Maude said...

Hi LD--whenever I see bumper cars, I remember the amusement park near my college. The bumper cars were where the sailors and hookers got together. Imagine my sense of wonder over bumping into the sisters of mercy on your site!

 
At 4:12 AM , Blogger Julia B. said...

Well, where do I go with this?

-When soever the devil shalt be in thy car,
Thou shall roll it over therefore so to cast him out.
Or disable his airbag, and drive
unto an abutment.

What Would Jesus Drive, anyways?

"The Lord works in mysterious ways,
and tonight, He's gonna drive your car."

 

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