You Know You're a Texan If

You know you're a Texan if:

1. You, or someone in your family has hair higher than their forehead;

2. You, or someone in your family is a Willie Nelson impersonator;

3. You, or someone in your family owns some cowhorns;

4. You have an Uncle Junior;

5. You've killed something in the last 10 days;

6. Your church is in a mall;

7. Your church is larger than the mall;

8. You watch men in tight pants grapple on weekends, but you're terrified of gay people;

9. Your mom's car is a duely;

10. You or someone in your family is on deathrow.