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Saturday, October 07, 2006

That Feeble Debate

Sure didn’t leave any blood on the floor. I was looking for something more like the monkey knife fights on Homer’s cruise ship. The Kinkster stayed on his feet, but maybe he should have poured a few Jamesons down his neck before he got on stage. Time is short, Kinky’s got to get back to his schtick, which is pissing people off. If he can’t stay on the front page for the next three weeks, he’s not going to finish in the money.
Which leads me to the unthinkable: Governor, remember The Duke in “The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence?” If you don’t gain traction in the next weeks, would you consider endorsing the Democratic candidate so as to spare us further ravages from the evil Rick Perry? It might be the cowboy way to shepherd us to better government.

4 Comments:

At 11:16 AM , Blogger liquiddaddy said...

I agree. The two representatives from the dark side were just to slick. Perry made no mistakes. Kinky lacked command of the basic facts. He should have been prepared for the lottery and future cabinate question from DMN, and knocked it out of the park.

As for endorsements, I don't know. Part of me wants Bell to finish last so that effite D-establishment crowd are confronted with how weak they have become as a party.

I endorse change.

 
At 1:03 PM , Blogger Capitol Annex said...

Perry did make mistakes. Look for that TTC mistake I mentioned at my blog will end up in commercials in central texas, mark myu words.

 
At 7:46 PM , Blogger Julia B. said...

The Chronicle has a photo on page one. The caption notes that Perry said that he will not participate in any further debates. PBS, the League of Women Voters, and the other three candidates should proceed without him. They should hang an empty suit behind the fourth podium, because that's what Rick Perry is.

 
At 8:23 PM , Blogger liquiddaddy said...

and some hair gel

 

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