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DeLay Machine Delivers

Well, the hammer won his primary yesterday, though the 61 percent showing is well short of the 80-some percent he usually pulls in a primary. He polled strongest with early and absentee voters, drones and clones marched from the pews of their hard shell and mega-churches, and with demented nursing home residents who could still clutch a pen. The Aristotle Int'l software his campaign used to identify and mobilize likely supporters worked well in the newly annexed sections of the district, where he polled stronger than in his home county. Just another example of where the voters once chose their representatives, now the representatives choose their voters. The 20,000 votes DeLay won yesterday cost him more than $100 each. As he continues to spend more on legal defense than on campaigning, one wonders if he'll be able to afford a majority should he remain on the ballot next November.
-judge chief charly hoarse