Texas Round Up

Nick Lampson has more cash on hand than Tom Delay according to www.chron.com. 1.3 mil to 1.2 mil. Editor's note: The Hammer lies. He probably has much less.

Ciro has more money than Henry, by a bunch says www.dailykos.com (other cites available)

The shieks of araby have purchased 21 of our ports, not six as told by the liars who want to kill us, including Corpus and Beaumont, according to UPI.

Ricin powder was found by a UT student in a roll of quarters she was using for laundry. see www.utexas.edu For the unitiated, this is what they call a 'weapon of mass destruction.' I suspect the aggies.

Nothing on the Luling HS gang slayings in the newspapers. Yesterday, two 6th graders got into a knife fight at the middle school. The districts "Tinker Bell" policy on this, i.e. clap and shout until it goes away, seems to be working swimmingly.

Hank Floyd saw Big Foot out at Crooked Creek Ranch, maybe.

Police Chief Beyers here in Moulton quit because everybody is so bitchy about the mayor being allowed to steal the city dry. I'm with you chief, I mean, this is America dammit!