Kinky-ism's

Quotes from our future governor I lifted from kos:


"I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough."

"If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!"

"Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive."

"In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time."

And our favorite: "Whatever we're going to do, we're going to make it fun."