Chupacabra Report
Newspaper claims suspect transformed into a goatFri Jan 23, 6:07 pm ET -Associated Press
LAGOS, Nigeria – One of Nigeria's biggest daily newspapers reported that police implicated a goat in an attempted automobile theft. In a front-page article on Friday, the Vanguard newspaper said that two men tried to steal a Mazda car two days earlier in Kwara State, with one suspect transforming himself into a goat as vigilantes cornered him.
The paper quoted police spokesman Tunde Mohammed as saying that while one suspect escaped, the other transformed into a goat as he was about to be apprehended.
The newspaper reported that police paraded the goat before journalists, and published a picture of the animal.
Police in the state couldn't immediately be reached for comment.Belief in black magic is widespread in Nigeria, particularly in far-flung rural areas.
posted by Julia B. @ 11:34 AM
3 Comments:
Charly,
I've been missing the Chupy reports! Great-O.
You know, what's magic is that my Ebu brethren never screw whores, and never ever ever each other, and yet that damn AIDS thing seems to be quite a booger.
Here's a snort of coke and gun powder with a bull's blood chaser to ya. Salud!
LD
p.s. I totaled mom's car last week and damaged my pride, which is my lame excuse for not being around. But tomorrow brings random meanderings c/o of my Vicodin muse.
Maintain signor, and don't get too hospitalized; remember what they did to Randall McMurphy.
No wonder cabron is a really nasty insult in Mexico... it means car thief.
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