America's Action Hero
If you don't vote for chuckhuck, he'll kill you. From chucknorrisfacts.com: 1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9. Chuck Norris is (your) my Homeboy.
10. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
posted by liquiddaddy @ 7:14 AM
5 Comments:
I'm reading this in Toytown, East Aurora N.Y. Place is like a ghost town. Suspect that Chuck Norris got here first.
Judge Hoarse,
You don't say? Holla at Higgins for me.
Ahh, Batavia!
LD
Its soooo creepy..gewilikers what a feather in Huckafuck's cap. He must be so proud. ...me i need to go and lorch now..Hope you are having a good holday LD, just stopping by to wish you the best !
- prog
I'm surprised he didn't volunteer for Iraq. We'd be out of there by now, I'm sure, with this one-man killing machine deployed in the name of freedom.
Friends and neighbors,
I hope ya'll had a happy holiday. Looking forward to coming by for a visit.
Fall has finally arrived in Texas just in time for Winter. Summer should be here about January 1st.
LD
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