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Monday, August 14, 2006

Pills, Porn And Thingy-Tang?

So we have a meager little message board for our band Driftwood on a spunky (no nasty pun intended) website My Texas Music. We just want a tiny little speck of the internet universe to call our own, make some music that might make someone feel less alone, and even connect somehow with fellow humans. I was excited to see some activity on these boards for our band until I discoverd that the main topics on the message board were advertisements for:
PILLS - Canadian pharmeceuticals
PORN - Blowjob videos
POON-TANG - Lonely women seeking men

I thought the moderator would have taken down some of these messages, but it looks like they have some auto-antispam censor - a "spaminator" - that presumes to sanitize the content. The post I made complaining about this spam used the word "poon-tang". The spaminator censored this by switching it to "thingy-tang", which I find more offensive than the original post. Some words and phrases that slipped by the "spaminator":
CUM SHOTS
BLOWJOB
HORSE SEX
Ooops! Looks like the spaminator needs to consult a naughty thesaurus to beef up it's blue vocabulary. I am not complaining about the message board, I am dismayed by the assault on every dark and hidden bit on the internet being subject to such invasion. I am not even really offended by this content, it is comical and ridiculous at best, so it's not a moral issue.

I can find Pills, Porn and Poon-Tang everywhere on the internet, without even trying. Culture? Well that's another subject.

1 Comments:

At 8:19 PM , Blogger liquiddaddy said...

Very funny.

LD

 

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