Kinky Friedman Accused of Drinking Beer

By finger sniffing sanctimonius sheet peekers. From SA Express News:

"Gubernatorial hopeful Kinky Friedman rode in a St. Patrick's Day parade car Saturday with his trademark black hat and burning cigar — plus a beer in his hand, an apparent violation of the state's open container law."

These parsimonius Republican ring kissers will no doubt shadow the Kinster and report every little thing they can rub their sweaty little pig thighs over. Does it bother the man in black. Hell no.

"Guinness is the drink that kept the Irish from taking over the world. It would be unthinkable not to have a Guinness during a St. Patrick's Day parade. In fact, it would be spiritually wrong," Friedman said in a statement issued by spokeswoman Laura Stromberg."

The Dallas police rightly elected not to make the pinch, since none observed the alleged crime.

Pillow biting skuz snuzzling little bitches take notice. I will be watching you with my camera during Fiesta week, so you better stay away from the fruit flavored malt liquor you enjoy so much.