Carol Keaton Rylander Strayhorn bolts the GOP

The serial divorce is switching to the big "I" in her run for Texas Governor. Her and Kinky should play hell with the primaries. there should be some delicious ticket splitting. Everybody be sure and go out to vote for Kinky, but if you get a chance to give Republicans fits, please feel free to do so.

Ms What's-Her-Face is Scotty "The Liar II" McClellan's mother. Funny how "McClellan" hasn't seemed to make it on to her prodigious masthead.