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Monday, December 05, 2005

As Heard at the Main Bar

Moulton is about to explode. Can't tell you why, but we will soon see, "all the money we could ever dream of." Be patient. We'll know soon.

The city government is under investigation by a large agency organized crime unit. The mayor was recently bagged for recruiting a child to pose as a Katrina victim to grift relief money. But the jig was up when they passed a sweet-heart contract for the town Christmas lights and Santa's Village to nefarious elements.

With all the naughty people around here, I'm surprised Santa even came to Moulton, as he did Sunday night for the regular annual pageant. (I think he digs the fudge.)

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