Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Chupacabra Report

Newspaper claims suspect transformed into a goat

Fri Jan 23, 6:07 pm ET -Associated Press

LAGOS, Nigeria – One of Nigeria's biggest daily newspapers reported that police implicated a goat in an attempted automobile theft. In a front-page article on Friday, the Vanguard newspaper said that two men tried to steal a Mazda car two days earlier in Kwara State, with one suspect transforming himself into a goat as vigilantes cornered him.

The paper quoted police spokesman Tunde Mohammed as saying that while one suspect escaped, the other transformed into a goat as he was about to be apprehended.

The newspaper reported that police paraded the goat before journalists, and published a picture of the animal.

Police in the state couldn't immediately be reached for comment.Belief in black magic is widespread in Nigeria, particularly in far-flung rural areas.

3 comments:

  1. Charly,

    I've been missing the Chupy reports! Great-O.

    You know, what's magic is that my Ebu brethren never screw whores, and never ever ever each other, and yet that damn AIDS thing seems to be quite a booger.

    Here's a snort of coke and gun powder with a bull's blood chaser to ya. Salud!

    LD

    p.s. I totaled mom's car last week and damaged my pride, which is my lame excuse for not being around. But tomorrow brings random meanderings c/o of my Vicodin muse.

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  2. Anonymous7:40 PM

    Maintain signor, and don't get too hospitalized; remember what they did to Randall McMurphy.

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  3. No wonder cabron is a really nasty insult in Mexico... it means car thief.

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