Former Massachusetts Governor Willard “Underwear Dog” Romney today suspended his presidential campaign saying “in this time of war, I can’t let my campaign be a part of aiding a surrender to terror.”
I want to express my heartfelt thanks to Republican primary voters for leaving this oleaginous putz by the side of the road.
The GOP ought to love McCain, he would be the biggest warmonger since Teddy Roosevelt. On the plus side, he gives Dobson fits, maybe he'll give Rush a heart attack.
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Harsh midwest weather was murder on his split ends
Wants to devote more time to rap persona P. MItty
Polls show public doesn't want a president who looks like a casino greeter
Just couldn't compete with the Ron Paul juggernaut
Unveiling a new line of honey-roasted Romnuts
That bastard Zogby had it in for him
Apparently America is not ready for a white male president
No number 3 -- writer suffering from Mitt withdrawal
There was that little problem of nobody voting for him
Lost all of his money betting on the Patriots
Varmits, and golden retrievers are no longer safe.
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