tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18647786.post8756957265267159516..comments2024-03-04T02:06:54.667-08:00Comments on Zippidy Doo Da: Chupacabra Report: News that Gets My Goatliquiddaddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05052878226984765328noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18647786.post-3171183174112227142011-04-19T22:27:33.086-07:002011-04-19T22:27:33.086-07:00For those unaware of Florida’s reputation, it’s ar...For those unaware of Florida’s reputation, it’s arguably the best news state in the country and not just because of the great public records laws. We have all kinds of corruption, violence and scumbaggery. The 9/11 terrorists trained here. Bush read My Pet Goat here. Our elections are colossal clusterfucks. Our new governor once ran a health care company that got hit with a record fine because of rampant Medicare fraud. We have hurricanes, wildfires, tar balls, bedbugs, diseased citrus trees and an entire town overrun by giant roaches (only one of those things is made up). And we have Disney World and beaches, so bring the whole family.<br /><br />Matthew Doig<br /><br />Sarasota Herald-TribuneAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com