You may remember the predations of Jean Floche, the mad dolphin that terrorized the French Riviera last summer. Now the crazed cetaceans have opened up a second front in New Zealand. This from the Melbourne Herald Sun….
A WOMAN crushed by a 300kg bottlenose dolphin that jumped into a boat off New Zealand's North Island remains in a critical condition.
Kelly James, 27, whose parents live in Australia, was knocked unconscious and suffered severe chest injuries in the Boxing Day mishap.
Ms James went into cardiac arrest as she was waiting for a helicopter to take her to hospital.
-Something to remember next time you venture into salt water. As Lenny Bruce pointed out, dolphins don’t push drowning people to shore to save them, they just like pushing people around. We just never hear from all the people the dolphins push out to sea.
Why do they hate us? Maybe they hate our freedom. Who knows what they’re saying with their whistling and chattering. And maybe when you see them porpoising, they’re not trying to entertain us, it’s their way of flipping us off. I, for one, intend to eat more tuna. Take that, Flipper.